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Top 10 Worst Videogame Diseases

NowGamer:It's staggering how many games feature a malady of some kind. Here's the best of the worst...

Game:
Super Mario Bros.

Disease:
Fungal Infection (Candidosis)

Risk factors:
Living in the Mushroom Kingdom
Possession a mushroom-related name, such as Toad*
Redirecting plumbers.
Symptoms to look out for:
A mushroom-like body shape
A very wide head (Not to be confused with Bloaty Head)
Vaginal itching

What to do if you think you have a Fungal Infection:
Escape the Mushroom Kingdom and if possible, apply an over-the-counter remedy such as Canesten or an industrial fungicide, such as OMACIDE IPBC

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Prognosis:
If symptoms have progressed unhindered all the way to the stage where to all intents and purposes you are a mushroom, it's probably too late. Best you can hope for is to try to find somewhere dark and moist and stay there.

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borgome3010d ago

The title is Video "Game" Disease not "Console", moron.