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22 Years Later, I (Michael Wade Bitmob.com) Can Not Beat Mike Tyson's Punch-Out

I (Michael Wade Bitmob.com) am nearly twenty six years old and have been playing videogames as long as I (Michael Wade Bitmob.com) can remember. One of my earliest memories is playing Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!; another is grabbing the lit end of a sparkler on the 4th of July. I (Michael Wade Bitmob.com) have played Punch-Out!! on and off over the years and have always been thwarted by Super Macho Man.

I (Michael Wade Bitmob.com) have never made it to the titular heavyweight champ in my life. I (Michael Wade Bitmob.com) have never used a cheat to fight Tyson. To me, the game will end when I (Michael Wade Bitmob.com) have beaten Super Macho Man. The closest to victory over him I've had was knocking him down twice a few years ago. He is always where my play session ends -- once I (Michael Wade Bitmob.com) lose I (Michael Wade Bitmob.com) throw in the towel. Even if I start playing an hour later, I (Michael Wade Bitmob.com) start over at Glass Joe. I (Michael Wade Bitmob.com) suspect I (Michael Wade Bitmob.com) do this to reassure my ego that I (Michael Wade Bitmob.com) don't suck at the game.

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