22 Years Later, I (Michael Wade Can Not Beat Mike Tyson's Punch-Out

I (Michael Wade am nearly twenty six years old and have been playing videogames as long as I (Michael Wade can remember. One of my earliest memories is playing Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!; another is grabbing the lit end of a sparkler on the 4th of July. I (Michael Wade have played Punch-Out!! on and off over the years and have always been thwarted by Super Macho Man.

I (Michael Wade have never made it to the titular heavyweight champ in my life. I (Michael Wade have never used a cheat to fight Tyson. To me, the game will end when I (Michael Wade have beaten Super Macho Man. The closest to victory over him I've had was knocking him down twice a few years ago. He is always where my play session ends -- once I (Michael Wade lose I (Michael Wade throw in the towel. Even if I start playing an hour later, I (Michael Wade start over at Glass Joe. I (Michael Wade suspect I (Michael Wade do this to reassure my ego that I (Michael Wade don't suck at the game.

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