The Hachiko writes: "I'm telling you right now: this review is not going to be pretty. When I look back on games that I was hyped about but ultimately floundered fantastically, this will be my benchmark game. If the videogame industry needs its own "jumped the shark" type phrase to pronounce epic failure, it will be "pulling a Galactrix." It feels like waking up as a young kid on Christmas, only for Santa to walk up to me and slap me in the face." 1.5/5