Fruit themed toymaker Apple has been rumoured as a potential buyer of Twitter.
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a yarn which says that Jobs' Mob is about to pay $700 million for the social notworking site. The deal is expected to be announced at Apple's annual Worldwide Developers Conference after Steve Jobs finishes his hormone replacement therapy.
Twitter turned down a $500 million offer in cash and stock from Facebook, in part because Twitter's investors couldn't agree on whether Facebook's stock was worth as much as Facebook claimed. Apple is likely to pay cash and it would be hard for Twitter's board to say no.