It looks a little like Animal Crossing, all runty cute characters, eye-popping colors, clean blue streams and fell-able trees. It hero-classes like a breezy RPG, sans all the menu-drilling horse-puckey. It sounds, at times, like Worms, with high-pitched calls to victory and the cries of the injured. It bleeds like Manhunt, Gears of War, and Silent Hill combined. It multiplay co-ops Left 4 Dead right back to the grave. And it Saves the Princess like a Zelda dusted-up with a quota to fill... when it's not cramming wedges of cake down said princess's throat, that is.