UGO writes: "Hey kids, remember Grand Theft Auto 3? Wasn't that game great? Did you like it so much you want to play it over and over and over and over and over? Well, the game developers of the world are eager to help, with a metric buttload of GTA knockoffs just for you. But leave it to the great minds at Midway to come up with Wheelman, a game that seems intent on ripping off Driv3r---it's like trying to break into the grunge-rock scene with an Offspring tribute band."