Despite its flashy razzle-dazzle, Ninja Blade feels surprisingly shallow. It's not particularly long (you can see everything in less than 10 hours), and the novelties it wants you to like, it shoves in your face quite rudely many times over until you just want it to go home and stop leaving messages on your phone.
* Quick, flashy mutant-slicing ninja action.
* Not enough breathing room for exploration.
* Way, way too many quick-time-event cutscenes.
* Tell them they didn't have Uwe Boll write this script…please?