"Majora's Mask was a bizarre, unrepeatable fluke for Nintendo. It was one of the most mature and complex exercises in gaming narrative that has ever existed, and it came out of a company most famous for a princess who is the target of repeated kidnappings and the man who has to save her ad nauseum.
What the hell am I talking about, and how does it relate back to Phantom Hourglass? The answer lies beyond. It's a bit of a long, winding, and slightly pretentious road, but everything will hopefully make sense by the end."