First, awful characters including a gruff sergeant with man boobs and lame celebrity knockoffs of Shaun White and David Beckham turn stomachs, not heads. Second, the controls are borderline broken. Throwing jabs is easy, but the other punches, including hooks and uppercuts, don't register no matter how many times you try. That makes each match a short and painfully boring punch-fest. If you must Rumble, stick with the older games. They're far more entertaining than this sloppy brawler.