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Zero Punctuation: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

This week Zero Punctuation reviews a rapper shooting up the Middle East to find his prized jeweled skull in 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.

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JustinSaneV23192d ago

"not that they'd know anything about work, the lazy nig- *begin credits*"

LOL, Wow that came out of the blue...

KionicWarlord2223192d ago

yahtzee is hilarious . his reviews are the best,

frayer3192d ago

You think that's funny? Wow indeed...

FantasyStar3192d ago

Oh, get a sense of humor.

Why o why3192d ago

funny for me but harsh for others maybe. not lmao funny just 'hit me off guard' funny

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shysun3192d ago

I don't know how to feel about that.... I need to sleep on it.

dmansodo3192d ago (Edited 3192d ago )

first of all this dude is just ranting and stereotyping about 50 cent, hiphop, and black people. i hate when people try and act like they know everything about rap or black people in america. second of all 50 cent was a already a rapper before eminem came along. if he didn't sign with eminem it would have just been someone else. the same goes for eminem, if he didn't sign with dre someone else would have picked him up. third of all not all rappers dress the same or even wear jewelry. 50 cents a chump but dont put him in the same category as all of the other rappers. the same guy reviewing this game wishes he had as much money or women that 50 has so don't hate on him for doing his thing no matter how dumb you think he is or rappers are. i know i wish i was as successful as 50 and many other rappers are even though i cant stand 50 but i don't hate on him like so many people are because they are jealous of his success and cant believe young black kids are getting money fast,legit, and more money than a lot of white people. that is the real problem right there. a lot of people don't want to see black people get a lot of money, they want to see them try to get money the illegal way so they can throw as many of them in jail as they can. when black people get a lot of money legally its still a problem so they try and set them up and mike vick them, o.j them, t.i them, kobe them, michael jackson them, etc. you get the idea. bottom line this dumbass never even reviewed the game and tried to make some lame ass racist joke at the end. i played the game and beat it and i cant tell you as a gamer this game is better than most of the crap thats being pumped out now. the helicopter bosses are repetitive but the helicopter vehicle level was better than the one at the end of gears of war but no one ever talks about it.my score for this game is an 8 out of 10.

tjragon3192d ago

Wow, what a way to embarrass yourself. I take it this is the first Zero Punctuation review you have watched.

tjragon3192d ago

Haha, I just read the rest of your comment. You are hilarious!

"a lot of people don't want to see black people get a lot of money, they want to see them try to get money the illegal way so they can throw as many of them in jail as they can"

awesome.

kornbeaner3192d ago

Simply WOW! Your comment was filled with whine, whine, whine!!!

Tiger Woods, Denzel Washington, Hallie Berry, Dr. Martin Luther King, George Washington Carver just to name a few. While only three of them are rich, I haven't heard many jokes said about any of these talented and fulfilling people. From your post I taking you are young and value things that only seem to have value in today's society. Things such as money, cars, jewelry and how many girls you can get to suck your C%ck.

Those things don't mean sh!t once you leave the earth why should they matter when you're on it? 50 cent and many other rappers of his elk make money by painting a picture of fake bless involving money, drinks and women, none and I mean non of them have anything meaningful to say, its all the same rap with a different beat. Tupac and Biggie were the last of the great rappers, they rapped from the heart even when rapping about money and women it wasn't to the point were they had 3-4 full albums rapping about the same sh!t. at most you'd get 2-3 song an album.

And as far as the review goes it was fuc*en hilarious. And as far as your list of people all those people did or do something that is not right. Kobe should have known better, O.J. got off because racist cops were to desperate for a big bust on a famous black man, Micheal Vick (this man was my favorite QB since his rookie year) should have known better and then you state Micheal Jackson, Really?!?!? that dude is the biggest pedophile to have never seen prison time.

Do yourself a favor and stop idolizing people for money and women and start idolizing them for what they bring to the world regardless of skin color.

dmansodo3192d ago

if you would have read all of it you would know i don't think very much of 50 stupid. i don't like him as a rapper or a human i just don't hate on anyone you fool. i bet you are a natural born hater too just like the reviewer. i idolize no one nor do i hate on anyone but punks like you cant understand entertainment. you take it too serious and i think people like you get upset when you watch these rap videos and see all the women on these dudes and your ass is still a virgin at home playing super mario 3. who cares what these guys are rapping about? nobody complains about any other genre so why is everybody mad at the biggest genre? its because its dominated by young rich black men and thats the problem. jealousy is the issue. im not young either i am old enough to know how society is. nobody wants to hear the truth about this subject.

kornbeaner3191d ago (Edited 3191d ago )

Not sure who you were responding to, since you don't know how to respond directly. But in either case, I have nothing against blacks, African-Americans, or any other race in the world. I have a thing against morons like you who think they know society when in all reality they don't know sh!t and choose to blame society for issues because of race. By my tag you either guessed I am white or Hispanic, in reality that doesn't matter, because I will not give people the justification of having their stereotypes fulfilled on labeling me due to my race.

But back to your response, race has nothing to do with the review or why people found this review funny. And the whole society aspect of your comment is really non-existed since from your own comment

"50 cents a chump but dont put him in the same category as all of the other rappers. the same guy reviewing this game wishes he had as much money or women that 50 has so don't hate on him for doing his thing no matter how dumb you think he is or rappers are. i know i wish i was as successful as 50 and many other rappers are even though i cant stand 50 but i don't hate on him like so many people are because they are jealous of his success and cant believe young black kids are getting money fast,legit, and more money than a lot of white people. that is the real problem right there. a lot of people don't want to see black people get a lot of money, they want to see them try to get money the illegal way so they can throw as many of them in jail as they can. when black people get a lot of money legally its still a problem so they try and set them up and mike vick them, o.j them, t.i them, kobe them, michael jackson them, etc. you get the idea."

That right there is what is wrong with your view there plenty of white-people who have a problem with 50 and it has nothing to do with the money I for one don't care for him and it has nothing to do with his money, the problem I have is that even though you don't idolize him many people do and there is no substance behind why people idolize him except pure ignorance. Why is it that people of our past like Martin Luther king, Caesar Chavez (not the boxer), Malcolm X or other historical figures are all but forgotten but yet people like chingy, 50, T.I., and others are the envy of young people for the simple fact that they got money, cars and women, all that S!it can be gone just as fast as it came so why Idolize something so Empty. You have no further to look then our present president Obama to look for an idol you can be proud of, he unlike you did not and does not give into the "Society" issue, he knew that going up against the deep pockets of white politicians was a very uphill battle, so instead of moaning "I can never be president, because I'm black" BS he knocked on doors and asked around until he finally received a backing and look at him now. President of the United States of America. That right there is a true American idol living the American dream of which the great Martin Luther King Jr. talked about. But of course I must be dreaming since this can never happen thanks to the white man. For as old as you claim to be you live with very misplaced misconception of how our society works, plus all the other people you listed, read my first comment. But Kobe, Vick, T.I. O.J. and M.J. (Jackson not Jordan)should already know better. But f^vk what would I know right?

You live with the pre-notion that if you were to go for a job
interview, unless the guy given the interview was "The Same" as you, you wouldn't get the job. While that stereotype does exist in the world I would not argue different, I am tired of people playing the race card for not getting things in this world they feel they rightfully deserve. As a minority I feel that everyday, But I go through life with a "F*ck what the world thinks, I am who I am" Mentality. Never will I ever buy into the "I got fired from my job because of race or culture" BS. I do my job and I do my job extremely well if I were to get fired it would be because I messed up or in these times a financial decision. But in the end no matter what I tell you I'm still a dumb-young virgin who knows nothing of the way "Real society" works, but do you know why the stereotypes of minorities exist? if you live in California you need only go to West Hollywood, Compton, Watts, chinatown, downtown, skid row, East Long Beach, and you'll see why they exist these are only a few of the places that have a high concentration on minorities Asian, Hispanics, African-Americans and these are only a few of the place that have a high crime rate.

Blame society all you want, but it was our own people and it continues to be our own people that keep the stereotypes labels alive.
and as far as the virgin tag you seem to label on me, first off very mature I can tell you are not a young'n //Sarcasm// and second I'll let my soon to be 4 year old son you send your well wishes.

dmansodo3191d ago

let it go kornbeaner. let it go.

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