Sometimes, games look good. Sometimes they look bad. Sometimes they look so bad, GamesRadar wants to stop playing them, take them out of the machine and kill them till they're dead. Occasionally, this happens completely out of the blue in an otherwise great-looking title, which makes them wonder if the work experience lad suddenly got 'creative' while the real devs were out for lunch.
Whatever the reason for these occurrances, they've broken them down into nine different flavours - all of which basically equate to praline and dick.