Top
100°

DS-i Don't See Why..?

Gamer Limit writes: "When mankind finally rips the last of the planets natural resources from its still warm breast and throws itself off into the inky black darkness of space, the only eyes left to bear witness to the destruction of the universe at the hands of a Sun going nova will be the statues and monuments erected in the name of past glories and fantastical triumphs, in celebration of a mammal that got ideas above its station the moment it learned to stop falling out of trees and get on with evolving - unless you're a sci-fi fan, in which case the Matrix will probably be destroyed by an army of rouge Terminators who are eventually bought down by Batman in camo gear and Bluetooth headset (or you're a Creationist still struggling with the concept of dinosaurs and learning that saying you're right doesn't mean you are even if you say it really loudly whilst wearing a rented lab coat).

But 'Hurrah' for cheap distractions for the Land Of The Rising Sun, for Nintendo are currently gearing up for the European launch of the DSi, the third and latest incarnation of the DS in their popular Gameboy franchise. Boasting a bigger screen, a camera and no backwards compatibility with previous Gameboy cartridges, Nintendos' recent domination in the next gen wars with the Wii seems to have spurned them into seeing just how hard the milky teats of its other daisy chewing cash cow can be pulled before they become all withered and flaccid."

Read Full Story >>
gamerlimit.com
The story is too old to be commented.
kaironn3197d ago

This was a hilarious read. Ah...the Dsi!! haha

cherrycreamsauce3197d ago

The dialogue style reminds me of a typed-out Yahtzee. I love it! The jokes are hilarious and it's obvious he likes games.

bakagaijin783197d ago

Great read, really funny. ^_^

Personally I don't understand the need for the DSi. Not enough improvement and no BC? No thanks.

KruLLit3197d ago

And I don't see the need of the PSP upgrades.

artgamer3197d ago

Pff... the DSi is already being buttraped week after week by te PSP, so yeah, its useless.

matey3197d ago

its backward capability with ds lite games and u get games like wario and phantasy star mini,real football,ect,its worth the pennys easily and is getting better every day for DSIware games and retail som devs are doing hybrid ds/dsi for retail and some are doing dsi only retail games ds/dsi means dsi is a souped up version better sound sharper
graphics,better online,phantasy star mini will be a nice looking game with voice chat and this game is 200 points thats £1.50 so very good quality OH BAKAGAIJIN78 U CHAT RUBBISH GOT A PSP OR A LITE HAVE U CANT AFFORD THE GOODNESS THAT IS THE DSI SO U JUST BASH IT I DONT THINK PEOPLE FULLY UNDERSTAND THE DSI OR U WOULNT BE SAYING ALL THIS FANBOY GET A LIFE AS FOR CAMERA SPEC THE CAMERA IS MOTION CAPTURE AND FROM WHAT PEOPLE SAY THE PICS LOOK AWESOME QUALITY ON THE DSI WITH THE CAMERAS THE CLARITY IS MEANT TO BE VERY GOOD AND IT RIVALS MOBILE PHONES ITS NOT JUST THE MEGAPIXELS AS TO WHAT MAKES A PICTURE LOOK GOOD THERE ARE LOADS OF ASPECTS CHECK ONE OUT FIRST IS WHAT I SAY I PERSONALLY DONT HAVE TO I KNOW THAT THE GAMES WILL ROCK ON THAT SYSTEM GTA CTW,LEGO BATTLES ONLINE,KINGDOM HEARTS DS,NFS NITRO,DIRT 2,CANT WAIT FOR THE DSIWARE TITLES LOOKING AT THE QUALITY OF THEM WOW

Show all comments (16)
The story is too old to be commented.