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Porn Star Stoya Reviews Rumble Massage

G4tv.com writes:

Through our nefarious connections in the L.A. underground, we contacted the great Stoya -- adult actress of the highest caliber -- lover of Sid Meier's Civilization and Digital Playground contract player to give us a review of the game 'Rumble Massage.'

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Elven63492d ago

That review was so indepth and eye opening, she is obviously in the wrong line of work and should change career's immediately....

Heldrasil3492d ago

hmmm, I see your point, but how many people care about what some slut has to say...she lays on her back for living.

Substance3492d ago (Edited 3492d ago )

That's no slut! That is STOYA! She's good at what she does.

Tony P3492d ago

No one's gonna think she's a hardcore gamer or anything, but this is just low-grade massage simulator. I don't think that's gonna require an expert touch (no pun intended). The Apple fangirlism ("I'd use it if Steve jobs made it") made me cringe a LOT.

Bnet3433492d ago

what a great review. a geek pornstar. EL OH EL

ThanatosDMC3492d ago

Give her a stick controller and she'll be happy with that rumble massager. High fives anyone?

Heldrasil3492d ago

Disagree all you want, she has had more men in here than than the US military...that easily spells S L U T....SLUT....ya, we have all had girls like her in High School, but come on, just because she can stick something in every hole in her body doesn't mean she can review games...useless watse of a human.

Agent VX3492d ago

She is quite hot!!!

And we love "SLUTS" Heldrasil.

AAACE53491d ago

Why do people make negative comments about people like you just did? You are judging her because you know what she does, yet, you probably like some celebrity who does things more worse than her... but you just don't know about it!

Hell, you might find the person you have always been looking for and everything will be perfect, but you just won't know that person did some things like this in their past!

Why is she a slut? All she is, is a woman who likes sex. She's going to have sex anyway, so why not get paid for it! Men love sex, so technically, that should make us all sluts! The difference is, there are alot of people who want to have sex with her, but most men will have a hard time getting anyone to want to have sex with them, because they like to say stupid sh*t, like calling girls sluts.

The moral... Don't judge what you don't fully understand! And respect people for who they are, not what they do!

Heldrasil3491d ago

Man, you are reading to much into this and seem like you are actually taking offense to what I have to say. True, we as men love sex...no doubt there...but there has be a line drawn when it comes to self respect, respect for your body and respect for ones family. I'm sure her father loves his little girl doing that.

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IronAva3492d ago

I want the 4 min I wasted of my life back.

Timesplitter143492d ago

Here. Take this box full of minutes

TenPThor3492d ago

I dunno man, oggling at Stoya for 4 minutes seems like time worth spending.

And now that we know she's not a complete bimbo like most porn stars it makes her all the more interesting to oggle at.

Heldrasil3491d ago

4 Minuets of life is hard to bring back...try reloading your last save point.

Gambit073492d ago

Stoya? I need a higher caliber star for my, ahem, sessions.

Agent VX3492d ago

So, I heard through the grapevine that you went through 4... ummmm... "Sessions" before you finished the 4 minute video!!!

Sackdude3492d ago

Why they always show xbox360 controller?

why not PS3 or Wii controller?

Tony P3492d ago

Maybe because it's only on XBLA? Let's not jump on the bias train just yet.

Eiffel3492d ago

Obviously because shes use to whats comfortable.

Neoraf3492d ago

Rumble Massage is a Community Game found on Xbox Live.

Free Demo available.

Heldrasil3491d ago

The only demo that gives you blue-balls I suppose?

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DNAgent3492d ago

I've watched some of her videos.

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