What are NeoPets? Yeah, I had to look it up too. It's a virtual pet brand nearly ten years old, consisting of mostly anthropomorphic fantasy creatures used for role-playing/sim interactions, and mainly intended for the younger audience. I'm not a Pokemon fan, so the NeoPets combination of goofy names, evokable battle "pets", character designs and far-reaching merchandising makes it just as uninteresting as the former. However, I am a huge fan of puzzle games, especially on the DS, and since NPPA is clearly targeted at the same group that would watch its television program on Nickelodeon, I'll try to stick to what matters for them and try to have some fun while I'm at it.