29 tech phrases you should be punched in the face for using

Things better left unsaid...

We're told that if you give a million monkeys a million typewriters, they'd create the works of Shakespeare - but what would you end up with if you threw a million typewriters at a monkey?

The internet shows us the answer: perfectly good phrases are replaced with rubbish, grown-ups talk like toddlers, and business bullshit is everywhere.

In an ideal world, anybody using these expressions would be punched in the face by their PC; for now, we'll have to make do with mocking them instead.

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Bob Dole3583d ago

They just PWN'd t'Interwebs! LAWLZ!~!!! =]