Why You'll Never Be Happy With Video Game Films

The Resident Evil: Degeneration movie features plasticine characters, impossible situations, a nonsensical storyline full of plot holes you could drive a truck through.

It's fun to look at, and the action is pretty absorbing - but ultimately, it's vapid.

Finally, a perfect Resident Evil movie.

Say what you like about Degeneration. Kotaku will say they like it, because for good or for ill, it's actually the ideal reflection of the franchise on which it's based. True, the plot makes little traceable sense – but try and find a Resident Evil plot that does. They're talking games about obscene mutant zombie viruses, here.

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