Crispy Gamer: DICE Summit 2009, Day 1

While waiting at the gate for the 8 o'clock flight to board last night, Crispy gamer gawked at a nearby plasma tuned to the news of the day. Top stories: A baseball player tries to save face after a steroid violation; a 200-pound monkey rampages and attacks several people; a woman is beheaded in, of all the unfortunate places to be beheaded, Buffalo.

This surreal gathering of news -- a liar, a crazed chimp and an unspeakable crime -- functions as an eerily appropriate bon voyage. After all, they are en route to Las Vegas, a place that's always been the preferred destination for liars, crazed chimps and unspeakable crimes.

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