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7 Signs of "E-74" Error Anxiety Syndrome

Kezins: Do you suffer from E-74 Error Anxiety Syndrome? There are cures and there is help from this terrible disease Microsoft has unleashed on game players around the world. Research has shown that the Xbox 360 has caused mental illnesses of a wide variety. The type we are talking about today primarily effects owners of Xbox 360 Elites. Do not be a statistic!

We all know what this anxiety feels like. Several members of our staff have been through the Red Ring and E-74. With medication (mostly legal) and support, they made it through. Does your heart pound before turning on your 360 each day? You might get butterflies in your stomach when inserting a disc. You worry and fret over problems others have been going through and are just waiting until it's your turn for misery. The good news is, there are many E-74 Anxiety treatments available that can help you take back control of your life. The first step is finding out whether or not you have the syndrome.

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GWAVE3225d ago

Heh. Kinda funny. I especially liked:

"We suggest locking yourself in a room full of red ringing Xbox 360s. At least 100 broken consoles are required for this method. You should be able to find that many within a mile of your home."

Although gamers having to suffer those errors (as well as other hardware failures) isn't cool.

Nineball21123225d ago

"Does your heart pound before turning on your 360 each day? You might get butterflies in your stomach when inserting a disc."

I wonder how many actually feel this way? Having unreliable hardware isn't cool especially when you spend so much money on it.

bbblockbird3225d ago

hit agree if xbox should chang its name to pos360

Arsenic133224d ago

Go to the open zone child.

Helghast Slayer3224d ago

"Does your heart pound before turning on your 360 each day? You might get butterflies in your stomach when inserting a disc." LMFAO

The day i start feeling like that towards any electronic appliance i will kick myself in the nuts knowing that i purchused a piece of sh!t. It's probably a xbots worst nightmare. How can you be so scare to turn on a console you've spent so much money on? Thank god i have a future proof console (a.k.a PS3).

NaiNaiNai3224d ago

only pathetic sony fanboys believe the crap that the top 2 have posted. T_T
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