Namco Bandai made up for not bringing Splatterhouse to Comic-Con to demo for Kotaku by instead showing off this little title for XBLA and PSN.
What Is it?
That's what they wanted to know, too. You play as Han Tao and you're looking to reclaim you Star of Destiny. It's a 2D brawler where main objective is to battle waves of enemies before moving onto the next stage. It takes after those 70's Kung-Fu flicks, so it's purposely very campy in that way. There's even a film grain overlay (which is hard to see) which gives it a bit more authenticity. It's suppose to be over-the-top in not only their moves, but their actions and animations.