"On the one hand, it's astoundingly entertaining should you just switch your brain off, on the other it's an all-too-alarming indication of just how stupid America is. Commentators shout and bicker and argue - sometimes coming up with laugh-out-loud viewpoints on anything from politics to the relative merits of a decidedly un-metallic looking steel chair to the back of the head - and all the while there appears to be several fully grown men almost (almost) kicking several shades of humanity out of each other, probably in an attempt to kill the time they have before they go trick or treating. (Seriously, The Undertaker? Fuck me. I've had scarier shits. And yeah, I would say that to his face. I'm pretty certain I can outrun him.)"