Spong Writes: "It's a game for freaking goddamn hippies!"
"This is a sissy-boy game!"
"Is this Sonic the Flower?"
"This looks like the game equivalent of a Murakami novel – long, soporific and slow."
"It's a game for freaking goddamn hippies!"
That's a selection of the comments that were flung my way when various other SPOnGers stumbled back into the Underwater Castle after lunch, half addled by booze and cold, to find me sat contentedly playing Flower.