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Your Gamer's FAQ: "How To Pick-Up Girls"

Xboxist writes: "Can you feel it? Love is in the air. Girls are looking to get romantic... and so are you. At this time of year, girls are at their most vulnerable. Now it's up to you to seize the moment. But before you rush headlong to invite her over for a session of Left 4 Dead, consider these tips; and then, maybe you can get down to some RTS (Real Time Scoring)."

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JsonHenry3210d ago (Edited 3210d ago )

Lol, I love these types of things. Never had a problem with women myself and haven't known too many guys that need that much help. There are just too many different types of women out there for you not be some woman's type.

But these articles/game related women pick up FAQs always crack me up regardless.

clinker3210d ago

It's all pretty good advice. Acting like a gentleman is always a good idea.

The trick is to remember that there is a line between being a gentleman and being a chump.

Cajun Chicken3210d ago

Oh man, this has got taken WAY out of context...

The Judderman3211d ago

Cool. Looking forward to seeing what there going to be working on.

Cajun Chicken3211d ago (Edited 3211d ago )

I thought this was posted yesterday...
Ready at Dawn are a very talented team, everyone both sides gets something out of this, can't wait to see what they come up with as an original IP.

Makes you wonder what High Impact Games are up to.

Foxgod3210d ago

this is false, girls and gaming are like fire and ice.

you pick either, you either game and stay alone forever and cherish your right hand.

Or you get a girl and you fail miserably being jelous of gamers the rest of your life.

firetaw3210d ago

you were a mistake. XD

Foxgod3210d ago

No you :)
I make a living and own a house, hardly a mistake :D

JsonHenry3210d ago

I own my home, work a full time job, married, have two kids, and still have time to game and my wife doesn't b!tch about it. It is possible to have the best of both worlds.

Peow3210d ago

I'm a gamer, and all the girlfriends I've had never complained about it. Not to mention, the girls I date aren't the big kind...

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Speed-Racer3210d ago

This is actually a really good guide...Most girls are not really into gaming, so us gamer guys need to step out of our world and be appealing to what they like if we plan to get ahead in that area. Very rarely could you impress a girl with your Xbox achievements haha..

Foxgod3210d ago

If you feel like abusing a girl you can tie her up and make her watch you play games.
she will be scarred for life.

uie4rhig3210d ago

"Hey, you alrite? i got a gamer score of 10000000 on Xbox Live!!! how cool am i?"

or

"hey you allrite? i just got my 10th platinum trophy on PSN, am good or what"
lmao xD

too bad the only next thing you would expect is a b-tch slap in the face or her just laufin at ur face and walking away lol

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