Let X360 begin, if you will permit, with a quote from Namco's very own press release announcing the imminent arrival into living rooms around the world of Tekken 6. The series, it proudly boasts, "sets the standard for fighting games with its stunning realism". Okay, so people may have spent most of the year 2000 with their Dreamcast rose-tinted specs on, but even through that deepest of blue hazes they were able to discern one key detail. Namely, Tekken Tag Tournament featured at least one match between a kangaroo and a panda. If that's realism, then Cloverfield's a documentary.