ThreeSpeech: "God of War III….just thinking of it makes me wish I had a bucket on stand-by to drool into.
In 2005 Sony Computer Entertainments Santa Monica Studios unleashed a bald, half naked albino-Spartan with a fetish for sticking both blunt and pointy utensils into the various orifices of anyone that stood in his way of sticking a shiny "divine" sword into a guy that stood 200 feet tall and liked to stomp in a war-like manner on the houses of a teeny Greek tourist spot, Athens.
That is the summary of the original God of War…who would've thought it would have been so popular…Oh and did I happen to forget the hot tub mini-games?
Cruelly Santa Monica Studios have not yet completed GoW3, some could say they value a new fangled business practice known as "development time"; I personally would be far more interested in getting my hands on the game in whatever state it lies (take this as a hint Sony – you know where I live)!
From what we have seen however from the game-play trailer released late last year, we have a lot to look forward to in terms of fun baddies to go crunch, splurt, snap, crackle and "pop" against whilst utilising a vast array of new shiny "next-gen" appliances, a definite highlight being a pair of shiny gauntlets that ooze with such a high "bling" factor that it puts even Mr. T to shame – where can I get a pair of cosy gloves like those Santa?"