"The wizard leaps across the chasm, deftly avoiding a hurled ball of fire that the Goblin shaman had thrown in a rage. A space fighter weaves through suspended rocks in space as hostile blaster fire scorches the tips of his wing span. A retail employee swings the massive hammer he found in the home improvement section, saving a co-worker from the blood-thirsty sprite from another world?
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa -- how did we get there? Well, maybe we're not really there yet, but I'd like to think that someday a publisher and developer may have the collective reproductive sacs to pull off a sort of Jumanji meets MMO sort of experience. Someone needs to become the figurative Ash Williams of MMOs."