"I'm that douchebag. That annoying prick that makes you want to end your life every time you play Xbox Live. I am the reason Xbox Live is a completely unfun and terrible place to interact with others. But I don't care, because I AM HILARIOUS. Well, not really. Allow me to explain.
Every weekend, I go to my girlfriend's best friend's house with my lady. Ryan, the husband of the friend of the girlfriend, is a pretty big gamer, so we'll typically sit down and play some Smackdown vs. Raw or some Left 4 Dead. But the ladies, they do not like that. They can only have girl talk for so long before they want to leave us both and start scissoring far, far away from us gents. It gets boring watching two guys play games together."