It's another thrilling update about a new kind of pretend fabric! See that man there? That's me wearing an England shirt.
Because today, Microsoft has basically RUINED all of Xbox Live by letting people put football shirts on their Avatars. Xbox Live now resembles a provincial pub. You can sense the air of menace. Some of those Avatars are packing knives.
18 European countries are represented in this new football-themed shame.