"Your butt clenches up hard enough to destroy the groove pressed into your gaming chair. Your eyes bulge, your heart races, and your teeth clench. Your controller emits a variety of pops and creaks as you twist it as hard as you can. Alas, playing video games for hours on end has not granted you the herculean strength it should have, and the controller remains whole in your hands. You seek to destroy something. Anything. You want to pull the disk out of the system and snap it in half, thinking that somehow this will visit upon the developers some small measure of the pain they have inflicted on you."