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OXM UK: Don't Be A Videogame Girlfriend

OXM UK writes: "If you're a secret agent, you'll be double crossed. If you're the main character in a RPG, your village will be burnt down. If you're the President, you'll be kidnapped by ninjas.

If you're the main character in a RPG, your village will be burnt down. If you're the President, you'll be kidnapped by ninjas. And hell, if you're a ninja, your master will be killed.

But the one thing you absolutely do not want to be is a girlfriend in a videogame. Gender issues aside, you will suffer a fate far worse than any of the above."

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