You're a tough police chief working the Bayport area. You've spent years on the force, honing your investigative skills and enforcing the law. Imagine your delight when a couple of motorbike riding, spoiled rich kids decide to 'help out' on your latest case. You'd probably wish they stuck to stuffing their noses with coke and running over hobos.
When a game can make blood boring, you know you're on to a loser. The only real mystery here is who would ever buy this.