CG writes: "Dear EA. Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect £200.
It was a simple job. You bought the license to Monopoly from Hasbro. All you had to do was produce a straightforward conversion of one of the world's most loved board games. Stick in some online multiplayer, pop it onto the Xbox Live marketplace. Produce a ton of customised boards based on your other game properties. Then sit back and watch the money pile in."