Step into the shoes of a young child for a moment. Your redneck father decides he wants you out of the house for a while, so he takes a chain, ties up you and your friends, and hangs you upside down from a tree in the back yard. Just for laughs, underneath each of you he places a genetically altered, man eating cactus, closer to which you are slowly being lowered. Upon escaping, one of your friends is quickly eaten by the neighbor's giant dog. It's a terrifying experience indeed; and just a couple of the many bizarre mini-games found in Activision and Ivolgamus' Block Party for Wii.