What do the My Baby's games have in common with real children? They are annoying. They eat, poop, and scream, case closed. Ultimately it's frustrating. Yahoo Games knows that this is a simulation game, but there is just so little "game" to it. It may be cute to watch them giggle and smile for the first time, but you'll quickly have the volume turned down once they start crying. And they cry a lot. Ultimately that's what it boils down to; a portable baby crying machine.