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Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames - #8

Recognize that rear? You should. One of the most famous behinds in all of gaming makes its way to the number 8 spot of Ripten's Top 10 Nicest Asses countdown . Of course you aren't satisfied with that little picture and need more visual proof, and Ripten humbly obliges. Again, please note that there may be some NSFW content included.

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Cookigaki3296d ago

Well, obviously. Cookigaki saw this one coming a mile away.

Twizlex3296d ago

Yeah, I think everyone did, but I'm surprised she's only number 8.

Dan Landis3296d ago

Pfft, Lara Croft is overrated.

Twizlex3296d ago

Nah, she looks good for her age, LOL.

Dan Landis3296d ago

"OVER-RATED"
*clap, clap, clap-clap-clap*
"OVER-RATED"

Cookigaki3296d ago

Because she is old or young?

InMyOpinion3296d ago (Edited 3296d ago )

News4Virgins.

Here, I'll fill in your obvious reply and save you the time: Yes...that's why I come here. Because I'm a virgin. There.

Twizlex3296d ago

I don't get it. Only virgins like looking at chicks?

Cookigaki3296d ago

Not everyone resorts to immature comebacks.

And for the record, Cookigaki wants more sex when Cookigaki is already having lots of sex. When there is no sex, it is craved less because you get used to not having it. At least that's how it is for some people.

InMyOpinion3296d ago (Edited 3296d ago )

Ok, I take back the N4G part. Read it as DanLandis4Castration.

It's not even real chicks. It's pathetic. The sexual frustration of Dan Landis(virgin who wrote it) is out of control. He looks like he's about to rape himself.

@Cookigaki - My experiences tell me that the more sex you get the less you miss it. Especially if it's with the same chick every time.

Cookigaki3296d ago

Cookigaki's experience is that is you have sex with hot girl, you think "that was awesome" and you want to keep doing it. It is like eating a delicious cake and then wanting to eat more of it even when you are full just because it tastes so good. Maybe Cookigaki is just addicted.

InMyOpinion3295d ago

Or maybe Cookigaki is fat like Juuken/Ultimolu =)

The way you talk about cookies has me worried ;)

I can understand that kind of sexdrive if you are 16-17 years old, or if you have been with the same girl for too long. Strawberry cake every day will have you longing for chocolate in no time.

Cookigaki3295d ago

Cookigaki is not fat and Cookigaki does not eat his own cookies. Cookigaki makes the chicks eat the cookies.

Cookigaki is way older than 16/17 and has no problems with sex drive or any flavors. Cookigaki eats same cake every day, but that does not mean Cookigaki does not also want strawberry. Actually, you are proving Cookigaki's point. If you have lots of sex with the same cake, you will also start wanting sex with other cake. Just because you are having lots of sex does not mean you don't want to look at hot chicks, hence this list and why it is not only for virgins.

Twizlex3295d ago

That's deep. Mad bubbles for Cookigaki.

Gun_Senshi3295d ago

Cookigaki FTW!! Bubbles+ you rock.

Come on Jenzo nothing wrong with light hearted news among fanboy articles.

TheColbertinator3295d ago

Hahahahah great stuff Cookigaki

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Dan Landis3296d ago

I can't believe people report this as lame. They must not like chicks.

Twizlex3296d ago

Yeah, it's not like there's a whole lot to read on the weekends anyhow, let's just give people one less reason to come to n4g.

InMyOpinion3296d ago (Edited 3296d ago )

News drought, or are you just a poor writer? Hitwh0ring? Hiphopgamer looks like a seasoned pro compared to Ripten.

Twizlex3295d ago

LOL, dude, that's not really Dan Landis.

And don't ever insult someone by comparing them to hiphopgamer. That's just low, man.

InMyOpinion3295d ago

Haha! Can I at least pretend that he is Dan Landis?

You are right, I take back the Hiphopgamer comparison. It's basically like saying your mom has had an anal creampie signed Bruceongames. No one deserves to hear that.

Dan Landis3295d ago

I pretend I am Dan Landis so why can't you?

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Dan Landis3295d ago (Edited 3295d ago )

Both. There is no news and I suck at writing. I am also a total hitwhore. Everyone looks like a pro compared to me. I can't even post comments correctly.