Uros "2Lions" Jojic writes "Viruses are not your friends. This, incidentally, has nothing to do with the fact I'm writing this on December first, also known as Aids Awareness Day. Viruses are not only not friendly (you wish you could write this well, don't you?), they are downright bad. Sure, they are bad in their digital form, but it's the flesh-nesting ones that can really sting.
I'm gonna hit him right between the eyes.
Another cheerful Orc expression.
Viruses are also proof that modern medicine is a joke. There is no cure or prevention for a virus; it's up to you and your body to tackle it. If you abuse your body, you'll be less able to handle it. Therefore I accuse Blizzard of giving me a virus - a flesh-nesting one. Metaphorically-speaking, it all begun back in 2004, but what's even worse is that I'm not really speaking metaphorically. Due to the recent release of their latest World of Warcraft expansion pack, Wrath of the Lich King, I have lost countless hours on leveling. This, in turn, means I have been most likely abusing my body. This is something that a completely random virus has taken advantage of, nesting itself in the warm and squishy insides of my intestine."