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Submitted by thataussiegamesite 2157d ago | article

Domestic Heroine: The Reality of Dating a Videogame Hottie

The women in videogames are magnificent specimens. They are the object of fantasies for videogame playing guys everywhere. Sitting in front of our videogame consoles we give the no-hand salute to the spectacled and overweight videogame character animators every time we bounce Lara Croft from cliff face to cliff face or direct Gordon Freeman's first-person point of view directly at Alyx Vance's hoodie-covered Christmas baubles. But what would it be like if you actually settled down with one of these polygon vixens? How would they go as domesticated housewives or girlfriends? From Ms Pacman to Chun Li, That Aussie Game Site takes a look at why you can't domesticate a videogame femme fatale. (Culture, Eschalon: Book I, Eschalon: Book II, Half Life 2: Episode 3, Half Life 2: Episode Pack, Half life 2: Episode three, Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2: Episode One, Half-Life 2: Episode Two , Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, Halo 4, Halo MMO, Halo Series, Halo Wars, Halo: Chronicles, Halo: Combat Evolved, Lego Halo, Metroid, Metroid 2, Metroid 2 (User Mod), Metroid Prime 3, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, Ms. Pac-Man, Pac-Man, Pac-Man Championship Edition, pacman: championship edition, PC, Street Fighter II' Hyper Fighting, Street Fighter II Turbo: Hyper Fighting, Street Fighter II: Special Champion Edition, Street Fighter IV, Super Mario 64, Super Mario Baseball, Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels, Super Mario Fusion, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario PRG, Super Mario Sluggers, Super Mario Stadium Family Baseball, Super Mario World, Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo: HD Remix, Super Street Fighter 2: The New Challengers, The Orange Box, Tomb Raider, Tomb Raider 2, Tomb Raider: Anniversary, Tomb Raider: Legend, Tomb Raider: Underworld, Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360)

Twizlex  +   2158d ago
Haha, pretty good read, but I don't think having a super rich woman support you makes you less of a man. In fact, I think you must be MORE of a man to pull that off.
thataussiegamesite  +   2157d ago
You're probably right...
... I forgot about the poolboys among us.

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