Brian Thoele-Neirro writes:
"Out of the myriad characters in Super Smash Bros Brawl, who would you want to spend your college days with? Let's look closely at the fighters' lives outside the ring, where instead of smashing and brawling, they'll be challenged by the everyday things we normal people have to deal with. Each character will be ranked from 1 to 10 in three categories: diligence, cleanliness, and social acceptance. Then the sum of each category will determine their score and help determine their rank as a potential college roommate. (Some scores won't reflect their potential as well as others, which is why I've written a little something for each entry.) There are just too many characters (35 in total) to write up a complete list, but here are the top five and the bottom six."