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Gun_Senshi  +   2362d ago
Some fanboys say MGS AI suck because you can sneak in Drum Cans and Card Board Boxes!!!
CEO OF N4G  +   2362d ago

If this story is true then i have to stop smokeing weed...

How the F do u escape prison with a CARDBOX!!!!...i dont know what to say

This has to be one of the funniest things i haver ever heard!!!!.....

:(hahahahaha) XD
Shane Kim  +   2362d ago
Hahhahahahahha that was the best comment I've red in a looooong time.
The Matrix  +   2362d ago
See, video games don't just have a negative effect on society.
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joydestroy  +   2362d ago
LULZ!!! that's seriously crazy. security definitely needs to be beefed the hell up there!

@The Matrix
hahaha nice sarcasm :D
NegativeCreep427  +   2362d ago
Videogames are such a great negative influence on world-wide society that criminals are using them to escape from their prison sentences.

Soon our children will use these Satan-constructed games to learn how to make drugs and kill their parents in their sleep and avoid lawful punishment.

Video games are a plague to the world!!! *End Sarcasm, (like nobody knew that was sarcasm)*

LOL! I'm sorry, but I just had to make my early impersonation of what the typical American attorney will say in response to this story; Gloria Allred needs to die!!!
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Bubble Buddy  +   2362d ago
And people said that video games were worthless and doesn't help in life...
Mozilla89  +   2362d ago
that's freaking sweet, the fact that he managed to pull it off should mean that he can go free lol.
hay  +   2362d ago
@1.1: According to BBC it's true: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/...

OMG, this is one of the funniest news I've read in my entire life :D
Tyler Durden  +   2362d ago
and people said that would never work in real life
Jamegohanssj5  +   2362d ago
Only possible due to the cell on Playstation 3.

kwicksandz  +   2362d ago
I assume he hid in the box and was loaded into a truck and transported out of prison somehow not crawling around inside the box pausing when guards are near ala mgs

Fail gun senshi... epic fail.
DaTruth  +   2362d ago
This just shows how realistic MGS4 really is.
hokis4ever  +   2362d ago
I guess some people can't take jokes... surprise, surprise
buy a ps3  +   2362d ago
LOL this is why PS3s are not allowed in jail.
pixelsword  +   2362d ago
MGS4 does have a lot of realistic mechanics in it...
...I mean shooting people does eventually kill them if you do it enough.

And I fall for the "open playboy on the floor trick" every time.

Now if I can only get a camera, then every hot woman that wants to kill me will pose at my whim!

buy a ps3  +   2362d ago
pixelsword i know that is one of the great things about the game they make is feel so real and then throw stuff like that in their the effect is amazing.
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RemmM  +   2362d ago
This guy must be REALLY inspired in the Metal Gear Solid series lol!! I wonder if someone gave him a codec-I mean phone call and informed him on how to escape the most unexpected way. Truly inspirational lol
DeadIIIRed  +   2361d ago
Hilarious. Would have been even better if he distracted the guards with a Playboy.
PirateThom  +   2362d ago
Metal God Solid isn't just a game, it's a guide.

Using ketchup to escape a cell is logical, so is this.

Kudos to Kojima.
Figboy  +   2361d ago
i loved that part in MGS1.
i remember the first time i played the game way back when, i was like, "a ketchup bottle? why the hell would i need - ohhhhhh"

it still cracks me up with how absurd it is. the fact that the ketchup trick worked is even funnier. god i love video games.

and now, thanks to this story, real life also.

escape in a cardboard box...

lol. hey, sometimes the simplest plan is the most effective.
iHEARTboobs  +   2362d ago
I wonder if he also used a nudie magazine to help keep the guards occupied?
ezcex  +   2362d ago
solid is still alive guys. rejoice!!
PimpHandHappy  +   2362d ago
i bet he lives in one today


but really if this is true it is sooooooo fukn classic
bomboclaat_gamer  +   2362d ago
and when he exits the prison he is greeted by a 2 hour cutscene
The Matrix  +   2362d ago
Lol nice one.
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ChrisGTR1  +   2362d ago
TheColbertinator  +   2362d ago

Well played sir

Firstkn1ghT  +   2362d ago
The comment of the month!
thebudgetgamer  +   2362d ago
that was a good one

name  +   2362d ago
That WOULD be the only comment first knight and chris actually respond to.
Irving  +   2362d ago
Haha good one. I bet that prison wasn't running on UE3, otherwise by the time textures on his next escapes route loads, they would've cought him :D
Timesplitter14  +   2362d ago

An extremely awesome 2 hour cutscene.
crematory  +   2362d ago
u are the most funny persone on this forum:)
Figboy  +   2361d ago
well played indeed.

i know it was a joke from a 360 fanboy, but come on, that was funny, and perfectly played.
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pp  +   2362d ago
Gears of War (GOTY 08)
Another Pathetic sony's way of marketing MGS4 so people could buy the crap.
Mc187  +   2362d ago
You don't have any frindes do you?
crimsonfox  +   2362d ago
damn pp your a sickass dirtbag did gears already get boring to you or what why dont you funk off and go play that or something???
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0verdrive  +   2362d ago
geow NOT goty, you should change the heading of EVERY SINGLE post of yours, pp
ICUP  +   2362d ago
Another pathetic post from a blind and retarded xbot.
Killjoy3000  +   2362d ago
What can I say? He's now a legend amongst gamers.
pixelsword  +   2362d ago
...says the douche with the Left 4 Dead Avatar.
...The made that game based off of RRoD, you know.
rbrtchng  +   2362d ago
you call jailbreaking ... game promotion? xbots have weird reasoning.
blackbeld  +   2361d ago
@pp, Dude read the article its realy funny. And in Germany they still looking for him. It's NOT A PR from SONY or KONAMI. IT's Real!!
Mc187  +   2362d ago
One word
crimsonfox  +   2362d ago
CloudsEnd  +   2362d ago
Lmao, awesome... :D
reincarnated  +   2362d ago
dam! that's madd smart i should have tried that when i was in juvy! LMFAO
crimsonfox  +   2362d ago
haha tupac in juvenile hall

you crazy...
Raoh  +   2362d ago
Black Maverick  +   2362d ago
GrammarPolice  +   2362d ago
Lighten up, Francis
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PoopsMagee  +   2362d ago

What was that?

Thought I heard something...
PirateThom  +   2362d ago
Hmmm... just a box.
Figboy  +   2361d ago
that line makes me chuckle every time.

stupid guards...

i would love to have a button i could press, and emit the "discovered/exclamation point" sound effect from series. i'd use it all the time, and probably simultaneously perplex, and piss of people.
qwertyuiopasdfghjkl  +   2362d ago
"I'm No Hero..."
"No really... I was locked up for rape."
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Johnny Cullen  +   2362d ago

Bubbles for you XD
IzKyD1331  +   2362d ago
either the prisoner is really smart, or the prison guards are really stupid
Magic_The_Celt  +   2362d ago
LMFAO thats quality
sephy 9 2 5  +   2362d ago
The fact nobody
noticed a grown man sneaking around in a cardboard box is baffling. I'm sure the next step for those retards would have to be ban all cardboard boxes from the facility.

Edit: Just read the source and it seems he just shipped himself out. Respect somewhat restored.
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Overr8ed  +   2362d ago
EPIC!!! I want to see a pic of this guy. hahaha
bunbun777  +   2362d ago
Prison Security Released this photo of the escaping inmate
This is what he looks like:

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solsub  +   2362d ago
This proves once and for all that Kojima is win.
Bladestar  +   2362d ago
lol! that wouldn't work in the US or another country... lol! I mean seriously...

Guard: "huhhh? mmm... a box that was not there 5 seconds ago which seems to be moving every time I turn... here in prison office where there is no other box like that one..." (ignore) because my AI is as advance as a chicken.

If you read the article.. the guy simply jump into a box where there were lots of boxes; he was not wondering the jail in a box ala Solid Snake...

I always thought it was stupid that Solid Snake can walk inside a box and the solders were stupid enough to ignore the box...
ToastyMcNibbles  +   2362d ago
yeah you never played mgs havent you?
Timesplitter14  +   2362d ago
Actually, in Metal Gear 1, Snake does EXACTLY what the prisonner did. (Go in a truck equipped with a cardboard box and you'll be moved to another location).

You can also do it in MGS1, but fewer people know about it.

Oh and about ''walking around with a box'', if the soldiers see you, they instantly shoot you. If you don't move but you're in a corridor, they'll check your box and find you. The only way they won't notice is if you're against a wall or a corner in a small room, which makes sense. Personally, I don't remember the position and contents of every boxes at my work.

EDIT : @ToastMan
I clicked ''agree'' but it gave you a disagree. Looks like a bug.
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ToastyMcNibbles  +   2362d ago
no problem my dude...what you said was exactly what i was referring to...you just cant get in a cardboard box and run around without the soldiers noticing...they only way they dont notice is if you are hidden in a carboard box around other cardboard boxes...if you run around in one they shoot at you and if you stay idle in a box in some random hallway they kick the box right off you so clearly bladestar has no clue what hes talking about
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devilhunterx  +   2362d ago
guard 1: hey someone shot the lights.

guard 2: no problem. we have lots of lights.

guard 1: what about those 3 green lights slowly moving toward us in the dark.

guard 2: hey dont worry about it. now look away from it and pretend nothing is there.

(yea brilliant AI right there lou)
Blitzed  +   2362d ago
I can't believe it Bladestar...
I can't believe you used this story as an opportunity to take a shot at MGS. At least Bomboclatt's was an attempt at humor! (which I should add was great, I lmao)

Do you take any time off Bladestar?! Just fuc'in relax, this story was not meant to legitimize MGS, it was supposed to be funny. I guess it went over your head.

I've always assumed you were not well educated due to your terrible spelling, constant gramarical errors and just overall stupid comments, but you have really outdone yourself this time. What an absolute loser fanboy, its guys like you that ruin this site.
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pixelsword  +   2362d ago
You underestimate the inability of hillbillies...
...and part-time workers that can't get full time and therefore don't give a d@mn.
Psycho_Mantis  +   2362d ago
I could not stop laughing when i read this! I wonder if Kojima would be laughing his ass of when he read this.

Story of the year guys!!!
InMyOpinion  +   2362d ago
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Proxy  +   2362d ago
Is that a quote from the truck driver when he noticed his tarp had been cut?
SCThor  +   2362d ago
Timesplitter14  +   2362d ago
''Must be my imagination''
InMyOpinion  +   2361d ago
kydrice  +   2362d ago
Those German guards need an AI fix.
suntzu420  +   2362d ago
@ 1.4
GOTY = Game of the Year. I'm pretty sure that's what "pp" was going for.
PirateThom  +   2362d ago
Who's footprints are these?
Figboy  +   2361d ago
Timesplitter14  +   2362d ago
He knew that if he stayed, Ocelot would've tortured him. So he left
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