1UP writes: "OK, so I'm a PC gaming vet. Yeah, I'm old, and I don't have a girlfriend. Ha-ha. Laugh it up, Sparky. Point is: Even for me, Bullfrog's classic Populous was before my time. I'll tell you this, though: If the original was anything like this DS conversion, PC gamers must have been seriously hard up in the 1980s for it to have achieved "classic" status".