In 1984, Stevie Wonder wrote the classic ballad "I Just Called To Say I Love You" for the film The Woman in Red. In the song, Wonder sings of a world void of life's little joys, with lyrics like "No autumn breeze/No falling leaves/No even time for birds to fly to southern skies/No libra sun/No Halloween/No giving thanks to all the Christmas joy you bring."
If THQ were to commission Wonder to write the song for their yearly wrestling series, Smackdown vs. Raw, it might go something like this:
"No libra sun/No Halloween/No WWE Smackdown. vs. Raw for a November release." Except there would be some kind of rhyme and elegance in the lyric, possibly involving a folding chair and a steel cage.
So is this year's title, WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009, any good?