Have you ever wanted to be really gruff and a little bit frightening without actually having to grow a beard, build up a considerable potbelly and slap a McCain/Palin sticker on your car? Well, there are games for that (most of them published by Cabela's). Or maybe you've always dreamed of being a celebrity dog trainer? A curling champion? A gardener? Any of this sound appealing? Well, there are games for them. Apparently no one told these publishers that games are supposed to be about stuff people want to do... like fighting bikini-wearing alien dominatrices.