A Star Wars yuppie is defined by the following characteristics:
1) He is one who believes that George Lucas should have never made the prequels in the Star Wars universe.
2) The Empire Strikes Back is by far the greatest science-fiction fantasy movie ever crafted in human history.
3) The Jedi are too good to actually survive in this topsy turvy universe, the Sith is the true nature of the Force.
4) He'd wish George Lucas would have made a movie rather than a game for "The Force Unleashed".