You're about to watch Halo: The Movie and not even a Covenent invasion could tear you away from the big screen for the next two-and-one-half hours.
Two-and-one-half hours later . . .
Your popcorn is gone, your frozen Mountain Dew is making its presence known, and your denial is setting in. Maybe it's because your walking out of the theater at 3am, maybe it's because the guy walking out next to you smells like he hasn't showered in a month, but maybe it's because the movie didn't live up to your expectations.