Neil writes "Think of the twitchiest game you've ever played. Then think of the game with the loosest controls. Then dismiss both immediately because Ninja Shodown is here to ensure you've never seen a twitch or felt looseness until you've played just five seconds of what it has to offer.
Oh, and for good measure it drops a hundred dabs in too. Yeah, that's right twitching dabbing ninjas. What has the world come to?"