Everybody knows that the biggest, whitest O.G. in the IGN office is Australia's own Cam 'Phat Pants' Shea, who busts rhymes, caps and cherries like Run DMC wish they could. Patch, on the other hand, is all about the pimpin'. Of himself. Out to women. Women who mace him in the face. When these two thugs get together, you know s**t's gonna get real. With Saints Row 2 just around the bizend, there are few wiggas more naturally qualified to critique this sucker conversationally.