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The Playstation 3,This is Living

Convene to Make a Scene writes: "I have so many questions about this console. (As you will go on you may notice "questions" is a shallow veil for "huge complaints")

I didn't want to hate the PS3. I wanted to have two equally loved console children. While the Xbox 360 does disappoint - sometimes it treads dirt into the house but in the end it makes cute finger painting pictures of me and it makes me smile. The PS3 rips the heads of birds, kicks the cat, spits in my coffee and does unthinkable things in my shoes. I'd put the bloody thing up for adoption.

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Gaystation 33362d ago (Edited 3362d ago )

I can't wait to see the reports section. All the braindead PS3 sycophants will have this fail.

Yet this was approved. http://www.n4g.com/News-204...

The stench of hypocrisy emanating from you Sony scum, makes me sick.

Go on flap your gums, moan, and cry as you try to fail this. I will laugh even if this does fail, because your small victory will taste like ash!

DavidMacDougall3362d ago (Edited 3362d ago )

Your a penis

Sir_Ken_Kutaragi3362d ago

PS3
has got -
MGS4 ONLY on PS3
Resistance ONLY on PS3
GT5:Prologue ONLY on PS3 ;-P
MotorStorm ONLY on PS3 ;-P
Ratchet&Clank:TOD ONLY on PS3 ;-P
Uncharted ONLY on PS3 ;-P
Warhawk ONLY on PS3 ;-P
Metal Gear Online ONLY on PS3 ;-P
PJ:Eden ONLY on PS3 ;-P
Super StarDust:HD ONLY on PS3 ;-P
Ratchet&Clank:QFB ONLY on PS3 ;-P
HaZe(Better than Too Human[Too Horrendous!]ANYDAY!!!) ONLY on PS3 ;-P
WipeOut:HD ONLY on PS3 ;-P WOW!!! It's AMAZING!!! ;-P
+Other PSN Games ;)
+Better Versions of -
GTA4 [Better Version] ;-P
Call of Duty 4 [Better Version] ;-P
BurnOut Paradise [Better Version] ;-P +Now on PSN!!! ;)
etc etc

And coming -
LBP ONLY on PS3 ;-P (WHERE IS MY BETA KEY!!!) ;)
KillZone 2 ONLY on PS3 ;-P
MAG ONLY on PS3 ;-P
Resistance 2 ONLY on PS3 ;-P
God Of War 3 ONLY on PS3 ;-P
GT5 ONLY on PS3 ;-P
MotorStorm 2:Pacific Rift ONLY on PS3 ;-P
EyePet ONLY on PS3 ;-P
Uncharted 2 ONLY on PS3 ;-P
SOCOM: Confrontation ONLY on PS3 ;-P
Flower ONLY on PS3 ;-P
Heavy Rain ONLY on PS3 ;-P
InFamous ONLY on PS3 ;-P
FF 13 Versus ONLY on PS3 ;-P
White Knight Chronicles ONLY on PS3 ;-P
Fat Princess[Gabe Newell] ONLY on PS3 ;-P
+LOADS of other Stuff and PSN Stuff!!! ;-P
etc etc...
+HOME ONLY on PS3 ;-P
+FREE internet Play!!! ;-P
+Built-in Blu-ray Player!!! ;-P
+Built-in Wi-Fi!!! ;-P
+EASY Hard Drive upgrading to a Bigger Hard Drive(+it's Cheap to buy one!) ;-P
+LOADS MORE GOOD STUFF!!! ;-P

What's not to like??? ;)

Thank you for Reading Sir Ken Kutaragi Blog!!! ;-D

Teh Cell3362d ago

COD4 better version on the BS3? LOL!!! I guess if by "better" you mean "Identical graphics, but, no rumble, no triggers, no custom soundtracks, no friends list, no in-game messaging, delayed patches, delayed map packs, and only 20 people total on BSN", then yes, it IS better :P

NO_PUDding3362d ago

Haha, at the use of sycophant.

Try to learn some normal words first, before you use the big ones.

ZombieNinjaPanda3362d ago

IF you noticed the differences between the articles, one is where the guy is stating why he switched to a ps3.

Idk why it was approved but it shouldn't have been.

This one is bashing the ps3, with absurd problems. He's complaining how it's the size of a country. He's complaining that it's ugly.

At least the other article didn't bash a sole console for random and dumb reasons.

dukadork3362d ago

what a total douche you are, it's cute :)
like the moron who wrote this sh!t

it's about as relevant as... sarah palin, lol!

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GiantEnemyLobster3362d ago

Give this article a read you PStards, it will get you one step closer to learning the truth that the Xbox 360 is the TRUE console for gaming.

juuken3362d ago (Edited 3362d ago )

Screw you.

The difference between that article and THIS pile of smoldering pile of dung is that the guy you mentioned in the article you posted had good points as to WHY he switched to the PS3. He didn't tell us 'Oh, I'm switching to the PS3 because it's blaaaaaaaaaaack!' or 'I like the size of it!'.

He gave VALID reasons.

1. Microsoft rips people off.
2. Failure rates.
3. Leaving XBox owners in the dark and abandoning the system.

You have some damn nerve calling PS3 fans scum when YOU 360 fanbrats are the biggest scumbags on the face of this planet.

Get over yourself.

I mean seriously?!

Gaystation?!

Does it make your c*ck bigger or something?

And GiantEnemyLobster? The 360 is a true gaming console? Wow, for a true gaming console...it sure had people angry and threatening to switch to a PS3 back in 2006/2007. A true gaming console wouldn't rip people off. A true gaming console would at least work the minute you bring it home. A true gaming console would at LEAST work for more than a month. A true gaming console would at LEAST have some bloody diversity in their lineup instead of buying time exclusives and stealing third party exclusives from others. A true gaming console would not ONLY have third party games but also 1st party.

Please.

macalatus3362d ago

@ gaystation,

dude, you're so gay!

Narutone663362d ago

Xbox fans here jealous of the games and features coming to the PS3. Oh well, no use convincing them since they are employed by MS or are related to Steve Ballmer (I do pity you).

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Aquanox3362d ago (Edited 3362d ago )

And tomorrow, one of the usual kids with blogs/cheap websites will write "Why having a PS3 is Living in Heaven"... Oh, and it will be hot in N4G.

It's getting harder to find worth reading sources in this generation.

Cajun Chicken3362d ago (Edited 3362d ago )

My main complaint is Wordpress.com plainly evident in the address and a one man blog and his 'top 10 singles' lists, this is like submitting your Myspace page to N4G.

Its only opinion of one guy and not valid news.
His main reasons for being pushed to 'hate' the PS3 is the apparent 'lack of games' and if he wants achievements to keep himself sadly occupied and get silly little pointless rewards for completing a game, he can chose to move onto trophies also PS3, ugly? Not in my opinion.
A towering black monolith/skyscraper, yes.
Do I say how my XBOX360 hurts the cat? Sets fire to my grandmother? Gives orphanages asthma attacks?

Would you like me to submit exactly why I don't like the 360 without mentioning real valid reasons on my Blogger blog?
I always give real reasons, not because its fat, this is like 'Xboxxxx is Huuooooooge' rubbish that appeared in forums years ago.

That other article mentions real, valid corporate decisions and arguments about the 360 and how MS manage it and the blog is actually run by MORE THAN ONE person if you have a look and mainly focuses on comics at least it has a REAL PAID DOMAIN NAME.
http://www.photontorpedoes....

This guy has just used pointless metaphors to voice his opinion. If he doesn't like his PS3 one bit, sell it on Ebay, someone else'll gladly want it.

Qbanboi3362d ago

Wow this is getting hotter than hell. I better leave.

Real Gambler3362d ago

I wish I could find a website where News 4 Gamers would be posted. Wait....
THIS IS NEWS FOR GAMERS!!!

How come crap like that get posted here is beyond my imagination. I really pity the guys who approve such crap and feel good about it.

nbsmatambo3362d ago (Edited 3362d ago )

i happen to like the shape of my PS3, almost looks futuristic =D

Peter Griffin3362d ago

hey has anybody ever noticed that Breakfast, Sonarus and Fishy are never in the same article?

Genesis53362d ago

Well maybe it just doesn't go with anything else in his trailer.

sonarus3362d ago

hahahah are you trying to insinuate we are the same people:D

I LOVE my xbox3362d ago

Those were pretty stupid reasons to hate the PS3. Hoorayy for useless blogs.

Breakfast3362d ago (Edited 3362d ago )

My second account is toughNAME. My multitude of other accounts shall remain nameless.

and sonarus's second account is sonanus.

Who the hell is fishy?

Peter Griffin3362d ago

@ sonarus, nah not at all lol, just noticed a pattern is all.

@breakfast oh ur toughname.......used to wonder what happened to that guy....

@ fishy question: idk some unbiased guy who makes good points.

Omegasyde3362d ago

I reported USER and story. I suggest you all do the same. This is getting redicoulous, flam bait story from a nobody.

Whom ever approved should also be punished by C rank and "approving" ability.

Leave Blogs for either gaming strategies or Developers not opinion pieces from no one.

Montrealien3362d ago (Edited 3362d ago )

Good call breakfast. Bottom line, this ain't news, but it does make for traffic, there should be some changes to the site to accommodate blogs, and separate it from news.

The adds are getting better around here, admins love this crap.

edit: This is the poor guys new blog, lol

"Oh my word. •September 29, 2008 • No Comments
The article below got a 1000 hits. Some absolute fool posted it to a games site. I really don’t think I’m even close to being qualified to write about games. Nevertheless it’s being linked to every bored hardcore gamer in North America. I’m not having fun."

juuken3362d ago (Edited 3362d ago )

Exactly Cajun.

If I felt that a system wasn't fitting to my interests, I would not write a huge blog on why it sucks and pick at every single little detail, as if the system attacked my family or something.

I would sell it and move on to the next best thing.

Unbelievable.

And he wants to talk about the PS3 being underwhelming? Uh, excuse me but you could have said this back in 2007 because it was true but now?

I don't think so.

GiantEnemyCrab3362d ago

@1.1: Just give them the same responses they gave in that article when we mentioned the issue with blogs. A couple choice options from the Sony toolshed are.

"Boohoo Whine about it some more babies"

or

"True this is just one person's opinion. But what about the other million articles and each are just one person's opinion. It makes no difference."

Anyway.. This is Substandard Living LOL!

Bnet3433362d ago

lol I like the way you guys talk about having multiple accounts. do you have to like make a new email n stuff? ROFL that must suck, you guys have too much time on your hands. Maybe you should start acting like big boys and act your age. unless you're all just a bunch of 12 year old pre-pubescent kids

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PirateThom3362d ago

I say approve it. The PS3 is doing well and has the best line up this Christmas, of course the haters are going to hate on it. Let them feel good about it.

Breakfast3362d ago

Not about haters.

Its about not approving blogs on this site.
If one doesnt get approved (this one has no chance in hell...lol), then why does the other get to be approved?

Mods are just as dumb for letting the other one go.

PirateThom3362d ago

Breakfast, I totally agree with you. The level of posting on this site just seems to be really questionable at times.

The key is in the title. Blogs are just opinion pieces and it's very rarely news.

Unless it's something genuinely interesting, it shouldn't be here.

Sadly, this seems to have been abandoned in favour of flamebait > news. Which I support if we can't get news, because it provides entertainment as everyone tries to back up their arguments with rumours, hearsay and lies.

Breakfast3362d ago

But this a blog. And so was the other one. Both should not be/shouldve not been, approved.

PirateThom3362d ago

Flamebait is what keeps the site interesting I guess...

All the same, though, Kotaku is also a blog, can we ban it as well?

Kotaku/blogs
VGChartz

I've pretty much given up on the lot.

ChrisGTR13362d ago

guys, who cares. this is N4g.. are you getting payed to report and edit these news posts? its truly sad how the sony defense force gets all upset and reports this a ton of times just cause it talks bad about the ps3. its n4g, just let it go, i say aprove ALL 360/ps3 sucks articles from now on so everyone will see what a shiithole this website is.

Cajun Chicken3362d ago

I'm for that, lets see both flooding in until everyone realises that its okay to like one console system over another without directly HATING the other for no apparent reason.

I don't usually report, but after those recent VGWire articles which actually didn't make AN ounce of sense.
I felt this had to be reported because its pointless. A guy is hating his PS3 and feels the need to tell everyone on his little personal blog of anything, just because HE doesn't like it, not because of any corporate decisions made by Sony.

Its just he doesn't like it and feels he has to write a badly written Douglas Adams novel based on his personal experiences.

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Gamer luv3362d ago

I dont think this should be aproved.

A huge 360 fanboy here but also own a PS3 and have had great times with it.

It functions better then my 360 but idont have the same love for it if you know what i mean.

all this guy does is bi*ch about hes experiences with the PS which ofcourse, as far as im concerned is not news.

Parapraxis3362d ago

From the sounds of it he hasn't touched a PS3, he didn't know about trophies? give me a break.

Gamer luv3362d ago

but to be fair, i own a PS3, play Gt 5 Prologue an Call of duty 4 all the time an i no nothng about them.

Huge online fan aswell.