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LBP Dorks Already Adding Penis

Kotaku writes:

"This here's "Sac-boy" (intentional) playing with a pee-pee and what looks to be like a condom with reservoir tip. Fair warning, whomever built this included a money-shot mechanism. LBP's release is not for another three weeks; does this count as a day-zero penis exploit?"

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dktxx23611d ago

Things like this make me lose any faith in humanity.

DNAgent3611d ago

It's stuff like this that makes me glad i'm not in the beta. Seems like there are so many lame levels (judging by the videos on the internet) that you can't find any of the good ones.

jwatt3611d ago

I guess teachers can use it as a fun educational tool for sex Ed.

DavidMacDougall3611d ago

Say what you want but thats funny.

LOL kotaku . Why are they just posting the videos about the bad things of LBP?

geda3611d ago

i was just thinking the same thing! they ONLY post negative things about it. "lbp dorks"? are you kidding?

ThatCanadianGuy3611d ago (Edited 3611d ago )

Because Sony didn't give Kotaku any beta codes to give away :)

Sony Pwned Kotaku..now there all grumpy and mean and try to play down anything Sony related

BulletToothtony3611d ago

just so that they can create this story..

Kotaku writers are desperate..

DavidMacDougall3611d ago

So true ,only other ps3 article i can see is that MAG might have a "Extra" charges and the rest is stupid story that nobody is reading

Bnet3433611d ago

This is the kind of thing Microsoft was talking about. That's why they are strict on user-generated content on Xbox Live.

DavidMacDougall3611d ago

"User generated content doesn't pay our bills" - Steve Ballmer

They dont care about you making d!cks they care because they cant charge you by the minute

BlackRaven853611d ago

Sony Defense team mobilize, go, go, go, lol. I remember Sony saying they will enforce things like this from happening, now I really don't see how they can when there will be thousands of these from day one. I hope they add a report button to the user content.

ThatCanadianGuy3611d ago (Edited 3611d ago )

I was looking for this link to add to my first comment.
I finally found it!! This is why Kotaku doesn't like Sony..
http://kotaku.com/gaming/to...
But in my opinion to hell with Kotaku Sony asked them nicely not to publish a rumor about them..But they did it anyways so they got what they deserved.

bgdaddy67803611d ago (Edited 3611d ago )

hey what ever makes them happy. im glad that they put a rating systom in after seeing this. i mean its funny in a way but not my thing.

Genesis53611d ago (Edited 3611d ago )

MS a strict user generated content rules because if they can't make money on it, they don't want people to have it. Just listen to Xbox live if you think they are concerned about inappropiate conduct.

SWORDF1SH3611d ago

if you look you can see it being rewound so it means its still in the create stage and not posted to everybody. stop makin stupid storys about this one incident. this is lame and sad

Torch3611d ago

"Kotaku Dorks Still Being D1cks."

MAiKU3611d ago (Edited 3611d ago )

KOTAKU has a beta game in their hands, and they created that. Nobody and i mean nobody smart enough to get a beta key would ever do something so retarded.

If any of you fools actually think this was someone other than kotaku than let me tell you this, why would someone on kotaku LOOK for this stuff? Of course they made themselves.

VF34EJ253611d ago

Why does user-generated content always have to include Penis's. Why not make some Vaginas for once. Sheesh.

poopsack3611d ago

hey genious it already exists, it even lets you take a screenshot and send it. report button, whatd ya think it was N4G?

sumfood4u3611d ago

Call it Abstract if U like but lets just enjoy what this game offers!

SL1M DADDY3610d ago

Is not too disturbing to me as long as for every bad level there are good ones to choose from. I take the good with the bad since that is truly reality. I would rather have a few silly levels like this than none at all and have Sony turn into big brother like MS is with their network. Open network > Closed Network.

Scrooge3610d ago

Wait, Im confused. LBP is a kid's game? Everyone on N4G is excited about this game, you're all kids? Are the grown-ups excited about this game too? This video caught me off guard, I need to do some research.

BlackRaven853609d ago (Edited 3609d ago )

KnaveX, what are you five? It's pronounced genius and thank you I am such a person. /end sarcasm

SL1M DADDY, I agree, there has to be some clean stages too. Parent's will be the ones that will have to watch out for these type of things from their young child. Parents will see this and go all mad, and then, they will blame the video game for something they should be educated to know more about. People, we live in an age where not every parent is watching or knowing the features of our consoles when children are involved.

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josh143993611d ago

funniest thing i have seen all day.

mfwahwah3611d ago

I stared at a wall for a commercial break today. I had more chances of laughing then than when I watched this.

stunt2133611d ago

I guess thats the only action the guy that made the level will ever get

Tempist3610d ago

I'm guessing that the majority of the gaming scene didn't get the memo about growing up, being mature, and dropping the penis jokes/refrences. Yeah as much as girls do like penises they don't like them constantly shoves in their faces. I think it tends to go double with a lot of guys too.

bullet3611d ago

This does not look like a game I will be letting my kids play.....

avacadosnorkel3611d ago

just don't let them download the public made levels and everything will be PG.

Bigrhyno3611d ago

Media Molecule has a policy against levels like this. You will only be able to share levels like this between friends, or you will be met with action!

Timesplitter143611d ago (Edited 3611d ago )

I don't think your children will become serial killers because they saw something that looked like a d***

It's a part of the human body, for Pete's sake.

Blitzed3611d ago (Edited 3611d ago )

Bullet is just another of the many trolls that have been putting in the OT in the LBP threads. Do people not realize others can see their comment history?

Soon he will be in the Open Zone.

No FanS Land3611d ago

DO NOT WORRY .the select button is designed for this kind of problem. press it and it will submit a message saying there is something out of responsibility in this level. I hope MM banishes this Perv.

TheDude2dot03611d ago

I know you're lying about having kids because there's no way the government would let someone like you reproduce.

cmrbe3611d ago

your kids from the internet while you are at it.

SmokingMonkey3611d ago

there's no telling what children will do these days

mfwahwah3611d ago

In fact, don't even teach them a known language. Poke out their eyes. **** it, just lob off their ears. You're children will be the most protected children in all the land...

"BUT AT WHAT COST!?"

Torch3611d ago (Edited 3611d ago )

"This does not look like a game I will be letting my kids play....."

...says the dude whose avatar touts a demon-possessed child.

Yup, a vast ocean of credibility there.

You're an ignorant, spamming Troll who deserves the *REPORT* he's about to receive (as further evidenced by your morbid User Comment History.)

But please do us a favour and reassure us that you were only kidding about having offspring...I shudder at the mere thought.

maggotmx3611d ago

freaking dipstick lol ... still tho it reminded me of
http://www.break.com/pictur... (click on the gallery at the 1st pic) Its not the game thats bad it what some ppl do with. easily avoidable tho

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Nitrowolf23611d ago

NO!!!!
seriouse someone would have made it eventually.
pretty stupid though, why waiste your time making that when you could be making a better thing.

Nitrowolf23611d ago

so i guess who ever diagree with me must really like d#cks

thebudgetgamer3611d ago (Edited 3611d ago )

WHY NOT. Its creative freedom something sony gives us. As long as you are not passing it around to the kiddies, you should be able to build whatever you want.

Julia Bond3611d ago

like a man d1ck?

xoxo

<3

N4U3611d ago

a whale's penis is often called a dork.

Figboy3610d ago

huh. i learn something new everyday.

even if it is completely useless information.

you do know now i'll have to spread this knowledge to my fiance and friends, right? and the cycle will continue? DAMN YOU!! Damn you all to hell!!! <---say that in a Charleton Heston, Planet of the Apes voice and it's much better.