"If you felt a disturbance in the force this morning, as if a million Xbox fanboys suddenly cried out in unison, "Meh." you'll know why.
Now, of course there is nothing wrong with a Halo 3 expansion pack, per se. It's just that after the bone-achingly torturous hype campaign we have had to endure, we expected something a little more -- you know -- wicked awesome. Alarm-clock settingly awesome."