Since Destructoid is all about equal rights however, they now present this -- the sacred doctrine of the anti-piracy game publisher, a brave and noble upholder of justice who battles for mankind against the evil pirates who fund terrorism and bring gamers one step closer to a Communist Hell.
After helping out all the pirates last time, it's only right and fair that Destructoid help the poor victims of their crimes. Such poverty-stricken, small time businesses like Electronic Arts and Activision who do all they can to stave off bankruptcy for just one more day. Just one ... more day.
The battle, however, is about to be decided for good. All videogame publishers, prepare to be furnished with the ultimate weapon -- The Ten Golden Rules of fighting videogame piracy.