Split-screen: "Apparently, despite the manual's claim, you cannot have multiple accounts in the game and if you wish to create another account or share your computer with an equally gaming avid roomie, well, it's another trip to the games store for you. Shock and awe! EA's cheating their customers! The DRM is so totally mismanaged in Spore! Mass genocide's got nothing on this travesty!
"However, when you wind through all the ranting and agenda-setting, you just have to yawn out that one pivotal query..."